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aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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fingerpuppet:

teenager in love
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up
casperskidsister:

some lads

unexplained-events:

Unexplained Disappearences: Bobby Pins

Some legends say that they slip into another dimension. Never to be seen again

posted 2 days ago with 2,618 notes